Κυριακή, 17 Ιουλίου 2011

jokes....

I dialed a number and got the following recording:** **

"I am not available right now, but

Thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.

Please leave a message after the

Beep. If I do not return your call,

You are one of the changes."

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother."

Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress.

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?*

Stress is when wife is pregnant,*

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,*

and Panic is when both are pregnant.*

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A woman asks man who is traveling with six children,

"Are all these kids yours?"*

The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these

are customer complaints".

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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and

confidential?"*

Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.

Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."

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Nominated as the best short joke this year...

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.
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